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- Hi! I'm Patrick Star!

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And I live with my parents!

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Ow!

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This is my dad.

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[zany music]

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This is my mom.
[laughs]

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This is my sister.
She's shy.

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This is my grandpa.

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This is my room!

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And this...

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* *

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This is my show!

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* *

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[calm music]

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- Uh...

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- Boy, what in Sam Hill
are you watching?

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- The traffic light channel.

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[light buzzes]

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- You call this entertainment?

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- Shh!
It's gonna change again!

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[light dings]
[cheers]

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TV is the only way to have fun!

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- Fiddle-faddle!

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I had tons of fun
when I was a kid!

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Ah!
And that was years before TV

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even existed.

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[screams]

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- [screams] GrandPat, why?

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- So I can prove my point.

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[pants]

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Here!
Sit down next to GrandPat.

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I wanna show you something.
- Mm.

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- This here's the old gang--

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The Kelpbed Kids.

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That's me right there,

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and that's Puffy, Snappy,

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Squigley, and Hoops.

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Oh, the fun we used to have.

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- But no TV.

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- Oh, dagnabbit, boy!

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Even if we had a TV,

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we wouldn't have watched it.

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We were too busy
going on adventures

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and playing street games--

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games like Kick the Can.

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Yeah, back then,

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we kicked all sorts of things
and called them games.

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- GrandPat's got it all wrong.

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Life is better
when TV's involved.

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- No arguments here.

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- Hey, that time closet
of yours has a TV screen.

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Instead of spending
the next six hours listening

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to these old stories,

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why don't you go live 'em?

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- Agreed.
- [giggles]

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- Yeah, you couldn't kick
just any can.

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You had to have
either a corn can

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or a succotash can.

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I always found you got
more distance with corn cans,

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but with
a rusted-out succotash,

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you had speed.

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[gleefully squealing]

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- Back to when
GrandPat was a kid.

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1927.

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[grunts]

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Whoo-hoo!
[electricity crackles]

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- If I told you kids once,

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I told you a thousand times--

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stay out of the sewers.

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all: Yes, Officer Murphy.

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- All right then,
here's a tin can to play with.

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all: Ah!
- Hot diggety dog, a can!

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[laughter]

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- Stay out of trouble, now.

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[electricity crackles]

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- Whoa...

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Well, GrandPat's gotta be
around here somewhere.

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[laughter]

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- Hey, old man, that's our can.

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- Oh!

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- [grunts]

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- Hey, you're the Kelpbed Kids!

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I was hoping
to hang out with you!

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- Sorry, you're too big for us.

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- [grunts]

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How 'bout now?

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- Hmm, we can work with this.

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All right, gang,
let's Fleischer-ize him!

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- Historically accurate duds!

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- Rubber hose!

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- Glorious black and white!

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- Mash it all together--

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[hammer dings]
And you're done.

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- I'm all springy, ooh.

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So I'm part of the gang now?

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- Not exactly.

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- Aw...

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- You gotta
prove yourself first--

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at Kick the Can!

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[can clanks]

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Now let's see what you got.

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[old-timey swing music]

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[glass shatters]

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[thunder booms]

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- Oops.

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- Of all places,

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you had to hit
Old Man Jenkins' house?

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- I guess this means
I'm out of the gang now, huh?

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- Applesauce!

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You're gonna help us
get that can back!

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So off we went over the wall

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and into
Old Man Jenkins' backyard.

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- [grunts]

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- Ah.
- Come on.

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[suspenseful music]

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- [gasps]

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- [panting]

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- Huh?
[metal rattling]

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Sounds like the can
is down there.

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[both screaming]

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- [barking]

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[both screaming]

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* *

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- Only one way to stop
that guard toilet!

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all: Hoops!

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- Hold onto your hats.

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* *

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[hoop snaps]
[grunts]

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- [stifled barking]
[both panting]

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- We were about to venture

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into that big creepy house.

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Everyone had
the heebie-jeebies

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'cept for me.

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I wasn't afraid of nothin'.

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[teeth chattering]

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- Let's go, bud!

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- Ah!
[loud crash]

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- This old house got a bad rap.

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It's not haunted.

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It's totally normal.

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[eyes whistle]

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- [spits loudly]
[pot dings]

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- Huh?

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Hey!

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[whimpering]

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- Huh?
Ooh...

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[snickers]

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- [snickers]

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- Hmm.
[metal clanking]

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[snickers]

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Wire hangers?

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Aw, nuts.

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[screams]

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[screams]

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Aw, nuts.

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- One by one,

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that house chewed us up
and spit us out!

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But we kept on looking
for that ol' tin can.

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- Oh, it's gotta be
around here somewhere.

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Uh, this one's full.

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- [grunts]
[dazedly] Ah...

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[grunts]

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- This one too.

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- Are you all right?

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[grunts]

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[dazedly groans]

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- Guh.

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[hums]

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Whoa.

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all: Hoops?

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[all scream]

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- Whoa!

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[grunts]
- Hmm.

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[both sigh]

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[all screaming]

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- Wait up!
Wait up, you guys!

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[chandelier crashes]

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[whimpers]

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[both screaming]

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[old-timey swing music]

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* *

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[screaming]

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[both screaming]

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[both grunt]

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I'm gonna go find
Officer Murphy.

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[panting]

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[both screaming]

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- Is it just me,

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or does it feel like we've been

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running down
this same hallway forever?

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- Uh-oh.

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[both scream]

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[both pant]

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[both scream]

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[both panting]

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- Not good, not good.

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[both screaming]

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* *

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- Ow.
both: Ouch.

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Huh?
The can!

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* *

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- [gasps]
- Huh?

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- It's him.

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- Who?

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- Old Man Jenkins, that's who!

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He was operating
his home security system.

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- Hmm?

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[eerie music]

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Ha.

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[snickers]

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both: Drop that can!

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- I surrender!

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- Y-y-y-you got me.

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I--oh...

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- That's our kicking can!

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- Whew.
Thank heavens.

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You're just here
for the silly can.

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Here.

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I thought you kids were
after my outlaw ice cream.

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- Ooh, ooh...

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[angelic music]

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both: Hotsy-totsy!

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- Yeah!

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It's really good stuff.

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I can't understand why
the government banned it.

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They threw Goofy Goober
in the hoosegow!

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Anyhoo,

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I had to get
my ice cream fix somehow,

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so I started
bootlegging the stuff myself.

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Making my house
appear haunted

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is what keeps the coppers away.

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[cackles]
[police sirens blare]

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Huh?

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[suspenseful music]

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Aye!
They ain't taking

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my mint chocolate chip!

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- Now you kids stay here.

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- Take that, copper!

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[piano crashes]

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* *

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- Freeze!

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I heard tell
there was trouble a'brewin'

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in this old house.

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- Oh, no, no trouble
around here, Officer.

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- Oh, well then,

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I suppose you won't mind
if I have a look around then.

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You wouldn't be bootlegging
ice cream down here,

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now would ya?

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- [laughs nervously]

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Of course not, Officer.

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- [chuckles]
Is that so?

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* *

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Hmm, you kids seen any
illegal ice cream down here?

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both: No, Officer Murphy...

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- Well, all right then,

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but I'm keeping
my eye on you, Jenkins.

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- Good day, Officer!

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- [spits and gargles]

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- Hot dog!
You kids saved my hide.

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- So how does it feel to be

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an official Kelpbed Kid?

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- [laughs]

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It's the bee's knees!

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Oh, well,
I better get back home.

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My grandpa was telling me

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a pretty cool story.

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- I'll never forget that day.

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We got our kickin' can back,

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and as for the new kid,

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well, I never saw him again.

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Hmm?
Until now!

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- GrandPat, you were right--

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real-life adventures
with friends

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are more fun than TV!

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[both laugh]

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[banging on door]
both: Huh?

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- Now, who could that be?

278
00:11:03,154 --> 00:11:05,324
both: Huh?

279
00:11:05,391 --> 00:11:07,726
- Anyone up for Kick the Can?

280
00:11:07,793 --> 00:11:10,996
- I wouldn't miss it
for the world.

281
00:11:11,062 --> 00:11:12,564
- Me neither!

282
00:11:12,631 --> 00:11:15,701
- The Kelpbed Kids
will never die!

283
00:11:15,767 --> 00:11:17,303
[grunts]

284
00:11:17,303 --> 00:11:19,204
[weakly] I think
I broke my hip.

285
00:11:19,305 --> 00:11:20,706
- Aw, nuts.

286
00:11:23,108 --> 00:11:25,110
[mysterious music]

287
00:11:25,176 --> 00:11:26,312
- [caveman grunts]

288
00:11:26,378 --> 00:11:29,381
Me Patrick Cave Star!

289
00:11:29,448 --> 00:11:32,318
And me live with cave parents!

290
00:11:32,384 --> 00:11:35,854
[upbeat music]

291
00:11:35,921 --> 00:11:39,057
This me Cave Dad.

292
00:11:39,124 --> 00:11:41,827
- [grunts]

293
00:11:44,029 --> 00:11:45,964
- This me Cave Mom!

294
00:11:46,031 --> 00:11:48,334
- Hi!
Ooh!

295
00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:49,501
both: Ooh!

296
00:11:49,568 --> 00:11:54,373
* *

297
00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:55,807
- This me Cave Sister!
- Huh?

298
00:11:55,874 --> 00:11:57,843
[roars]

299
00:11:57,909 --> 00:11:59,345
- She's shy.

300
00:11:59,411 --> 00:12:00,712
- [laughing]

301
00:12:00,779 --> 00:12:03,549
- This me Cave Grandpa!

302
00:12:03,615 --> 00:12:07,453
This me cave!

303
00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:08,854
And this...

304
00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:12,424
[all caveman grunting]
[all scream]

305
00:12:12,491 --> 00:12:15,527
This me cave show!

306
00:12:15,594 --> 00:12:16,728
[all grunt]

307
00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:22,167
["Also sprach Zarathustra"
by Richard Strauss]

308
00:12:22,233 --> 00:12:26,372
* *

309
00:12:26,438 --> 00:12:30,041
[all caveman grunting]

310
00:12:30,108 --> 00:12:32,210
[all scream]

311
00:12:32,277 --> 00:12:39,217
* *

312
00:12:39,284 --> 00:12:40,486
- [grunts]

313
00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:46,392
* *

314
00:12:46,425 --> 00:12:47,292
[bone bonks]
- [grunts]

315
00:12:47,393 --> 00:12:50,896
[groans]

316
00:12:50,962 --> 00:12:53,865
[screams]

317
00:12:57,002 --> 00:12:58,136
D'ah!

318
00:12:58,203 --> 00:13:01,407
[caveman grunting]

319
00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:05,444
Ooh, ha!

320
00:13:05,511 --> 00:13:09,114
What today show about,
Cave Squidina?

321
00:13:09,180 --> 00:13:14,285
- Well, let's consult
Rock of Ideas.

322
00:13:14,420 --> 00:13:17,556
[grunting]

323
00:13:17,623 --> 00:13:19,024
- [screaming]

324
00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:20,091
- Fire.

325
00:13:21,927 --> 00:13:23,429
- Ah...

326
00:13:23,462 --> 00:13:24,730
[grunts]

327
00:13:26,331 --> 00:13:27,699
Ladies and hominids,

328
00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:29,635
please put hands together

329
00:13:29,701 --> 00:13:31,670
for today guest--

330
00:13:31,737 --> 00:13:34,606
Fire!
[applause]

331
00:13:34,673 --> 00:13:36,141
all: Oh...

332
00:13:36,207 --> 00:13:37,843
- How's it going, Fire?

333
00:13:37,909 --> 00:13:39,878
Good to have you on show.

334
00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:41,613
So Fire,

335
00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:44,215
who's your latest flame?

336
00:13:47,252 --> 00:13:48,887
Come on, Fire!

337
00:13:48,954 --> 00:13:50,155
Me trying

338
00:13:50,221 --> 00:13:53,592
to ignite conversation!

339
00:13:53,659 --> 00:13:56,061
Uh...

340
00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:57,095
[bell ringing]

341
00:13:57,162 --> 00:13:58,263
- [squawks]

342
00:14:03,068 --> 00:14:07,806
- Now onto next
and much safer part of show--

343
00:14:07,873 --> 00:14:10,341
cavetoon segment!

344
00:14:13,612 --> 00:14:15,647
[grunting]

345
00:14:15,714 --> 00:14:16,848
Whew.

346
00:14:18,584 --> 00:14:19,885
- Guess what, Sir Urchin.

347
00:14:19,951 --> 00:14:22,387
Me just invent slapstick.

348
00:14:22,488 --> 00:14:23,755
- Jolly good, old bean.

349
00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:25,223
Let's see it then.

350
00:14:25,290 --> 00:14:26,725
[tree log bonks]

351
00:14:26,792 --> 00:14:28,694
Why, you...

352
00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:31,096
- What me do?

353
00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:32,230
[rock tire bonks]

354
00:14:32,297 --> 00:14:34,365
- Why, you...

355
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,067
- What me do?

356
00:14:36,134 --> 00:14:37,569
- [laughs]

357
00:14:37,636 --> 00:14:40,906
- Breakfast!

358
00:14:40,972 --> 00:14:43,742
Breakfast time, Cave Patrick!

359
00:14:43,809 --> 00:14:45,944
- Okay!

360
00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:47,513
[laughs]

361
00:14:47,546 --> 00:14:48,680
Ah, doy.

362
00:14:48,747 --> 00:14:52,050
- Well, let's dig in.

363
00:14:52,117 --> 00:14:54,119
- Ah!

364
00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:55,420
- [screams]

365
00:14:55,521 --> 00:14:57,523
- Ooh, my favorite--

366
00:14:57,523 --> 00:14:59,224
lice pilaf.

367
00:14:59,290 --> 00:15:02,227
[munching]

368
00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:06,164
- Uh...

369
00:15:08,333 --> 00:15:09,535
[skin squeaks]

370
00:15:09,601 --> 00:15:13,805
Aw, stinkin' smooth
squid sister's skin!

371
00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:16,875
[grunts]
- [laughs] Oh, boy.

372
00:15:16,942 --> 00:15:18,276
[munching]

373
00:15:18,343 --> 00:15:21,312
- I think my stomach is gonna--

374
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:25,283
[stomach roars]
- [screams]

375
00:15:25,350 --> 00:15:26,852
- Cave Patrick!

376
00:15:26,918 --> 00:15:30,689
What have we said about going--
[roars]

377
00:15:30,756 --> 00:15:32,591
To your sister?

378
00:15:32,658 --> 00:15:34,325
- Sorry, Cave Mom.

379
00:15:36,695 --> 00:15:38,429
[stomach growls]

380
00:15:38,564 --> 00:15:40,165
Oh, hush up, will you?

381
00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:42,267
I'll get you some food.

382
00:15:43,569 --> 00:15:45,203
Food?

383
00:15:45,270 --> 00:15:46,371
Food!

384
00:15:46,437 --> 00:15:47,673
Ugh, plants--

385
00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:49,575
not food!

386
00:15:49,608 --> 00:15:51,777
[suspicious music]

387
00:15:51,843 --> 00:15:53,444
all: Whew.

388
00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:55,681
Food?

389
00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:57,115
Oh!

390
00:15:58,383 --> 00:15:59,585
Hmm...

391
00:15:59,618 --> 00:16:01,987
[screams]

392
00:16:02,053 --> 00:16:03,755
[whimpers]

393
00:16:03,822 --> 00:16:05,757
Huh?

394
00:16:05,824 --> 00:16:08,594
[laughs]

395
00:16:08,594 --> 00:16:11,597
[screams]

396
00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:17,603
I hate spicy food.

397
00:16:17,603 --> 00:16:18,970
[grunts]

398
00:16:19,037 --> 00:16:20,405
[rhythmic jingle playing]
Huh?

399
00:16:20,471 --> 00:16:22,340
* *

400
00:16:22,407 --> 00:16:25,744
- Dinosaur milk ice cream--
it edible.

401
00:16:25,811 --> 00:16:27,679
- [laughs]

402
00:16:27,746 --> 00:16:29,615
Hunting spear?

403
00:16:29,615 --> 00:16:31,416
Nah.

404
00:16:31,482 --> 00:16:33,318
Hunting scoop?

405
00:16:33,384 --> 00:16:35,020
Ah...

406
00:16:35,086 --> 00:16:42,227
* *

407
00:16:44,395 --> 00:16:45,463
- Hello?

408
00:16:45,530 --> 00:16:46,865
Me not prey.

409
00:16:46,932 --> 00:16:48,133
- [laughs]

410
00:16:48,199 --> 00:16:51,703
[spits]
Now it time for sneak attack.

411
00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:55,440
[hollering]

412
00:16:55,506 --> 00:16:57,008
[all scream]

413
00:16:57,075 --> 00:16:59,945
[quirky music]

414
00:17:00,011 --> 00:17:03,281
Hey, that me ice cream!

415
00:17:04,716 --> 00:17:07,418
[screams]

416
00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:08,453
[grunts]

417
00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:13,158
No one taking Pat food!

418
00:17:13,224 --> 00:17:14,492
[loud explosion booms]

419
00:17:14,559 --> 00:17:16,094
[panting]

420
00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:18,029
[screams]

421
00:17:18,096 --> 00:17:19,430
[sniffs]

422
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:24,035
Ooh, what a heavenly scent.

423
00:17:24,102 --> 00:17:25,937
[giggles]

424
00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:27,305
Follow to eat stuff

425
00:17:27,372 --> 00:17:30,942
at other end of smell.

426
00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:33,011
[screams]

427
00:17:33,078 --> 00:17:35,146
Finally, food!

428
00:17:35,213 --> 00:17:37,048
- Food?
What do you mean "food"?

429
00:17:37,115 --> 00:17:38,549
I'm doing my laundry.

430
00:17:38,684 --> 00:17:40,351
- [snickers]

431
00:17:42,688 --> 00:17:43,789
- Uh-uh-uh.

432
00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:47,525
Eat your own loincloth!
[stomach rumbles]

433
00:17:47,592 --> 00:17:48,794
- Aw!

434
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:51,697
But Cave Pat hungy!

435
00:17:51,730 --> 00:17:52,698
- [laughs]

436
00:17:52,764 --> 00:17:54,465
Ah, you kids got it tough

437
00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:57,035
with this newfangled
huntin' and gatherin'.

438
00:17:57,102 --> 00:17:59,738
It was way easier
back in my day

439
00:17:59,805 --> 00:18:01,873
when everything was food--

440
00:18:01,940 --> 00:18:03,274
back in the days

441
00:18:03,341 --> 00:18:06,244
of the primordial ooze.

442
00:18:06,311 --> 00:18:08,313
Yes, siree, back then,

443
00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:11,549
I was quite
the spry little cell.

444
00:18:11,616 --> 00:18:13,051
[snickers]

445
00:18:13,118 --> 00:18:17,355
And the whole world was
my all-you-can-eat buffet.

446
00:18:17,422 --> 00:18:20,091
["The Blue Danube"
by Johann Strauss II]

447
00:18:20,158 --> 00:18:27,298
* *

448
00:18:32,170 --> 00:18:35,907
Back then, I didn't
have a care in the world.

449
00:18:35,974 --> 00:18:38,744
- Ouch!
[growls]

450
00:18:38,777 --> 00:18:39,745
[whistles]

451
00:18:39,778 --> 00:18:42,513
* *

452
00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:45,583
- Till those darned cells
banded together

453
00:18:45,650 --> 00:18:47,753
and formed
a multicell organism!

454
00:18:47,819 --> 00:18:51,522
- [cackles]

455
00:18:53,024 --> 00:18:55,961
- [whimpering]

456
00:18:58,563 --> 00:19:00,431
Me was in trouble!

457
00:19:00,498 --> 00:19:03,368
Me had no choice but to evolve

458
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:05,003
and get out of there.

459
00:19:05,070 --> 00:19:08,006
[grunting]

460
00:19:09,674 --> 00:19:11,442
[growls]

461
00:19:11,509 --> 00:19:14,679
Uh, uh, whoa.

462
00:19:14,780 --> 00:19:17,548
Ha!
Who's the higher life-form now?

463
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:20,318
Ah!
- [munching]

464
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:25,023
- Stop eating the flashback!

465
00:19:25,090 --> 00:19:26,825
It'll give you indigestion.

466
00:19:26,892 --> 00:19:28,860
both: [rattling] Oh!

467
00:19:28,927 --> 00:19:30,228
- See what I mean?

468
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:33,531
- Um,
I don't think that was me.

469
00:19:33,598 --> 00:19:35,366
both: [rattling] Oh!
- Oh, right,

470
00:19:35,433 --> 00:19:38,169
we live in a volcano!

471
00:19:38,236 --> 00:19:39,971
[suspenseful music]

472
00:19:40,038 --> 00:19:42,974
- [screaming]

473
00:19:44,242 --> 00:19:47,245
Huh?
Oh, hello again, Fire.

474
00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:49,447
Welcome back to the show.

475
00:19:49,514 --> 00:19:52,517
[screaming]

476
00:19:52,583 --> 00:19:54,986
* *

477
00:19:55,053 --> 00:19:56,121
[sighs]

478
00:19:56,187 --> 00:19:58,456
Let's have a hand for Fire.

479
00:19:58,523 --> 00:19:59,690
- [humming]

480
00:19:59,825 --> 00:20:00,859
Ah!
[grill sizzles]

481
00:20:00,926 --> 00:20:02,427
You break me lunch!

482
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,896
- Me sorry.

483
00:20:04,963 --> 00:20:06,297
[both scream]

484
00:20:06,364 --> 00:20:10,135
[screaming]

485
00:20:10,201 --> 00:20:11,803
[sighs]

486
00:20:11,870 --> 00:20:14,472
Whoa, cool.

487
00:20:14,539 --> 00:20:16,774
Hey, guys!
all: Huh?

488
00:20:16,842 --> 00:20:21,279
- Cave Granny Tentacles
has a pool!

489
00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:22,380
[upbeat beach music]

490
00:20:22,447 --> 00:20:24,215
all: Pool party!

491
00:20:24,282 --> 00:20:27,052
[laughter]

492
00:20:27,118 --> 00:20:29,154
* *

493
00:20:29,220 --> 00:20:31,322
[music slows]

494
00:20:31,389 --> 00:20:33,158
- [grunts]

495
00:20:33,224 --> 00:20:34,292
- [cackles]

496
00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:35,460
D'ah!

497
00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:38,363
Hey, let go, sticky water!

498
00:20:38,429 --> 00:20:40,565
- What is this stuff?

499
00:20:40,631 --> 00:20:44,235
- "Granny Tentacles'
famous tar pit"?

500
00:20:44,302 --> 00:20:48,173
- Oops.
[all scream]

501
00:20:48,239 --> 00:20:49,540
- [laughs]

502
00:20:49,607 --> 00:20:51,910
Dumb Star-anderthals.

503
00:20:51,977 --> 00:20:53,912
[slurps]

504
00:20:53,979 --> 00:20:56,014
- [munching]

505
00:20:56,081 --> 00:20:59,017
[roars]

506
00:21:08,226 --> 00:21:10,461
- [gasps]
Holy fish paste!

507
00:21:10,528 --> 00:21:12,497
[all grunting]
- Hooray,

508
00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:14,265
we're saved.

509
00:21:14,332 --> 00:21:16,534
[cheerful music]

510
00:21:16,601 --> 00:21:18,970
- [grunts]
- Wait.

511
00:21:19,037 --> 00:21:20,238
No, we're not.

512
00:21:20,305 --> 00:21:23,074
[laughter]

513
00:21:23,141 --> 00:21:24,475
- Hey, look at 'em!

514
00:21:24,542 --> 00:21:27,245
They're so ugly!

515
00:21:27,312 --> 00:21:30,315
- Freedom!
[laughs]

516
00:21:30,381 --> 00:21:31,950
You guys may be dumb,

517
00:21:32,017 --> 00:21:34,920
but you're not as dumb
as these guys!

518
00:21:34,986 --> 00:21:37,722
[laughter]

519
00:21:37,788 --> 00:21:39,824
- How stupid do you have to be

520
00:21:39,925 --> 00:21:41,927
to get stuck like that?

521
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:43,594
all: Oh?

522
00:21:43,661 --> 00:21:47,032
- [gasps]
Chewing gum!

523
00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:50,035
[all scream]

524
00:21:52,303 --> 00:21:54,072
[laughter]

525
00:21:54,139 --> 00:21:57,242
both: I guess
some things never change.

526
00:21:57,308 --> 00:21:59,044
[laughter]

527
00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:03,614
- Huh?

528
00:22:03,681 --> 00:22:06,184
[roars]

529
00:22:06,234 --> 00:22:10,784
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